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We are indebted to Aaron Labranche who put this bit
of parody on Facebook and we found it too good to
resist.  So, with apologies to Dr. Seuss – and nobody
else! – herewith Aaron’s offering.

I do not like this Uncle Sam,
I do not like his health care scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks,
Or how they lie and cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steals,
I do not like their secret deals.
I do not like this speaker Nan ,
I do not like this 'YES WE CAN'.
I do not like this spending spree,
I'm smart, I know that nothing's free,
I do not like your smug replies,
When I complain about their lies.
I do not like this kind of hope.
I do not like it. nope, nope, nope!